Kwanza

Hanukah for black people.
7 candles in the menorah instead of 8.

"I ate me some fried chicken and Collard Greens for Kwanza."

by www.myspace.com/lisexlikexwoah June 28, 2008

Kwanza

It's hanukkah for niggers.

"Hey Jamal, happy kwanza!" As miles brought in a KFC family bucket.

by Jack Lundon January 16, 2017

Jubilant Kwanza

A phrase to use during the time of Kwanza.

Happy is taken by Chanuka.
Merry is taken by Christmas.

Therefore, Jubilant Kwanza has been coined by me.

Jubilant Kwanza!

Have a Jubilant Kwanza, my brother!

I wish you a Jubilant Kwanza!

by Jackson Chau December 9, 2008

Jubilant Kwanza

A phrase to use during the time of Kwanza.

Happy is taken by Chanuka.
Merry is taken by Christmas.

Therefore, Jubilant Kwanza has been coined by me.

Jubilant Kwanza!

Have a Jubilant Kwanza, my brother!

I wish you a Jubilant Kwanza!

by Jackson Chau December 12, 2008

Kwanza Klaus

A disturbing fat black man, posing as Santa around Christmas time.

Yo bitch, was Kwanza Klaus good to you?

Be careful, or Kwanza Klaus will ass-rape you in your sleep.

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

kwanza rock

seasonal euphemism for crack cocaine

ho ho ho let's go smoke some kwanza rocks

by t-style July 21, 2008

Kwanza Klause

a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.

i walked downstairs last night, and to my suprise, Kwanza Klause was playing the bongos.

by music is my soul December 10, 2008