kroff dinner

Kraft Dinner. "Kroff" is a phonetic spelling of the Canadian pronunciation of "Kraft", which makes what Americans refer to as Macaroni and Cheese.

Originally used in the Terrance and Philip special: "Not Without My Anus" episode from season 2 of South Park.

It's been a long day, and only Kroff Dinner can calm my nerves.

by Ugly Bob October 22, 2004

Knuffin Top

The fat that hangs over an extremely obese person's knees.

Check out the knuffin tops on that Walmart shopper.

by azneck1 May 31, 2013

kreffed

the feeling of being overwhelmed by the amount of work you have.

My boss has given me so much work to do, i’m kreffed!

by kombucha girl September 25, 2020

kinky kuffs

handcuffs that are covered in a pink furry material that are used for sexual foreplay.

hey big boy, i'm gonna handcuff you with my kinky kuffs because you've been naughty..

by sammyboy__luv u 4eva nikki June 18, 2007

Kauffman

If you are called this it means you have a penis that is too long to be measured by a ruler. That you are a play boy, what every woman wants.

That Kauffman must be fun in the sack.

by the1-69 September 24, 2005

Kuffar

Also spelled 'kafir' or 'kaffir', Kuffar is a highly derogatory Arabic term used to refer to non-Muslims, though it is usually directed less against "People of the Book" (Christians and Jews) and more against others (Hindus, Buddhists, Shintoists, etc).

Separate laws govern Muslims and kuffars in an Islamic state with kuffars being viciously suppressed. For example: the blood payment to the family of a murdered Muslim man in Saudi Arabia is 1,000,000 Riyals; the payment to the family of a murdered Hindu woman is 3,333 Riyals.

Against kuffars make ready your strength to the utmost of your power, including steeds of war to strike terror into the (hearts of) the Enemy of Allah and your enemy, and others beside, whom you may not know, but whom Allah does know. Whatever you shall spend in the Cause of Allah, shall be repaid to you, and you shall not be treated unjustly. (Qur'an: 8:60)

by rapmasta May 2, 2004

kauffmanism

When you say something confidently when in reality you are full of shit

I realized I got duped by a kauffmanism.

by kauffmanism May 11, 2014