koof

the crease where the cheek of a girls ass ends and the leg begins. the size of the koof is directly proportionate to that of the entire ass, thus a fat ass equals a savage koof. measured by how many fingers fit under it when your hand is flat and palm up. incase of any confusion refer to any picture of vida guerra's ass

dude, vida guerra's got atleast a 4-finger koof.

by reydub January 19, 2010

koof

a synonym for vagina; pussy

"Did you get any koof after that party last night?"
"No man, there wasn't any koof to go around"

by Nick Reade May 13, 2008

koof

Short for "kufar." Derogatory term for no-Muslim or non-observant Muslim.

Don't invite him to study. He's a koof.

by Alex 49er June 14, 2010

Koof

Noun-
1. The male equivalent of "Cunt."
Can be used to describe either gender if one is uncomfortable with using the word "Cunt."

2. Thing.

3. Vagina

Adjective- (Koofy)
1. Slutty/Easy

Noun:
1. Man that guy is such a koof, he cheated on his girlfriend three times.

2. Hey, what was that koof you got stuck in your koof last week at the koof?

3. I've really been craving some koof lately.

Adjective:
1. Man that girl is so koofy, she let me into her koof on the first date.

by Thomas Michaels August 25, 2013

koof

code name for vagina

She has a nice koof.
Look at all the koof in this room.

by Cody Jones November 26, 2007

koof

Your head, To get/recieve head

Im going to ge me some koof from my gurl tonight.

by Matthew E. October 11, 2007

Koof

The literal definition is to shoot/hit something living so hard and in such a way that the body above the waist is blown into bits while the waist down remains mostly intact. It can be used in slang terms to describe any kind of violent killing however and as an onomonopia in the same situations.

The shotgun I got in borderlands koofs most enemies if I aim for their torso.

by Michal Thrust November 4, 2011