The Koof

COVID-19, the disease caused by infection with the SARS-CoV-2 virus, aka the "novel coronavirus".

They went to a party where nobody wore masks, and now they've caught The Koof.

by Monseignore Laszlo November 6, 2020

COVID-19, the disease caused by the virus SARS-CoV-2, aka the "novel coronavirus".

They went to a party where nobody wore masks, and now they've caught The Koof.

by Monseignore Laszlo November 6, 2020

Koof

-"dude i banged your girlfriend this weekend"
"are you fucking kidding me!?"
-"Koof!"

by k00f69 December 6, 2010

The hair surrounding a nipple.

My koofs were getting mad long so i had to trim them lol.

by ddreyyyyy April 30, 2012

Bro, I just wanna koof.
Damn dude you koofed me!

by Biggles1234567 December 21, 2016

Many meanings. Kool. Gay People. Kool People. Kool Gay People. Gay Kool Gay People. hazel. Gay Kool Gay Kool People.

To strike someone down with brute force and strength using a weapon such as a green or red shell in an effort to sabotage an opponent in Mario Kart.

"Get koofed Toad!"
"Prepare to be koofed."
"I will koof you."

by Garies March 13, 2006