Goblin Knobbling

The sensation that occurs when a large amount of PCP has entered the cerebelum. This chemically induced state creates a feeling of many a goblin titillating your testicles.

Get off you damn goblins, this aint no self serve buffet.

That goblin knobbling kept me up all night, I couldnt get any sleep.

PCP is a hell of a drug

by Dick Hymen February 13, 2008

Knobbly Penis

Dr Eamonn O'Neill, Lecturer, Department of Computer Science, University of Bath, England

This man is a twat and a cock at the same time, which somehow combines to make him the definition of "Knobbly Penis"

by hohoho January 13, 2004

Knobble

Slang word for 'Knob'.

"Davey is such a dick"
"I know, he is such a knobble!"

by Vic and Kate Stanley August 3, 2005

Knobbly Penis

1. The first side effect of Genital Herpes

2. Small spots caused by the build up of smegma under the forskin and around the bell

3. Someone unlike and disrespected for some reason or another!

1. Oh dear, sleeping with sally has given me a knobbly penis

2. i had better take a really good shower, hopefully i can wash away my knobbly penis

3. That guys a knobbly penis, he touched my ass!

by Johno January 15, 2004

Knobbly Knee Fetish

A direct attraction towards a person with knobbly knees.

This attraction can be further enhanced by a persons ‘slender’ or ‘chicken legs’, generally achieved by ‘skipping leg day’

Wife with knobbly knee fetish - “Wow, your knobbly knees look lovely. I will have to order three drinks to cool me down”

Husband - “thanks luv, I always skip leg day to make them even better for you”

by SloppyJoeBumsGoats September 3, 2019

double bobble knobble

whence both parties participate in a mutual 69 bob knobb

“Did you take that double bobble knobble last night jessica?”
“Yes his double bobble knobble game was so aggressively penis.”

by addinidda August 10, 2023

Knobbling

Welsh - meaning very cold

‘Dai, mun, it’s bloody knobbling out yer

by SwingOTK February 8, 2021