cop knobbler

One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.

All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.

cop knobbler by thedalailummox September 1, 2010

Knobbled 

To be completely screwed over by the world and/or another person

i'm completley knobbled! I havn't done my homework

Knobbled by Jono The Great July 14, 2006

cob knobbler 

A woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful blow jobs. The name originates from Cobzeus, the Norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated Hermes' penis as a cob of corn.

Yeah, Julia Roberts is really hot, but i heard she was a cob knobbler. And anyways, she's a homewrecker, and she's not hot.

cob knobbler by Hanzeus September 29, 2003

knobbler 

A contraction of the word knob gobbler. A person who performs fellatio

Diana is Shah's knobbler.

knobbler by Bob'syeruncle January 11, 2009

gob knobbler

One who: knobbles gobs

Someone knobbling a gob... ie. that Jeff sure is a real gob knobbler

gob knobbler by Matt from that Christmas party, remember...ya you do....you used to be pretty December 25, 2007

chocolate knobbies

little balls of shit with hair on.

it took quite some tugging to get rid of the chocolate knobbies.

chocolate knobbies by Didjah Honez. December 19, 2014

A Knobble 

When you land a 98% but it doesn't matter because you wanted a 100. Based off the Geometry Dash Fail on Bloodlust when the Player Knobbleboy died at 98%

Ling: Darn it! I got a 98 on my test my parents are going to kill me!
Mason: Thats a Knobble

A Knobble by NotA10YearOld June 5, 2018