knob jockey 

Phil K the knob jockey

Andy: "Hey that guy is a fool"

Peter: "yeah, and he's a bit of a Phil K too..!"

Andy: "yes! - A real knob jockey"

knob jockey by WA2009 December 16, 2009

Knob Jockey 

absolute idiot.
total plank.

When driving along and some 'knob jockey' cuts you up and you nearly have an accident.

Knob Jockey by Snoopy Brown October 3, 2003

knob Jockey 

One who is an idiot or participates in a stupid act.

Good one Knob jockey, you just fell ass over!

knob Jockey by david April 5, 2004

knob jockey 

a man who likes a cock up their bum hole

every gay man is a knob jockey

knob jockey by Healy-the-smackhead November 5, 2004

Knob Jockey 

Basically someone who rides a penis (like a jockey).
Typically used by heterosexual males towards other heterosexual males as an offence (or in jest) suggesting that they are in fact homosexuals, and are Broke back cowboys.... ie: knob jockeys.

"Why are you on girly websites like this one, have you gone broke back on us or what?... ya knob jockey!"
(nb: excused only if this website, and others alike, was left open by your wife or significant other)
(nb: NOT excused if she is not significant
OR if she is a HE!)

Knob Jockey by u r a knobjockey March 20, 2008

knob jockey 

A person(male) who likes to be ridden like a horse by another man. The ritual includes the 'rider' inserting his penis up the other man (horses) bottom, thus giving an enjoyable ride.

Look there's Dave, and his knob jockey Brian

knob jockey by Mike August 5, 2003

Knob Jockey 

Someone who rides a lotta dick.

Knob Jockey by Minges and all! April 15, 2003