Jumped up IT technicians and managers who use pseudo-techno terms and acronyms to sound intelligent when all they come across as is a pair of complete knob jockeys.
Kev says: 'You need to use the VPN TWAIN server through an open portal Phil'
Phil says: 'I thought so... does it require a ping to a SCSI dos prompt?'
Matt says: 'What a pair of IT knob jockeys'
Phil says: 'I thought so... does it require a ping to a SCSI dos prompt?'
Matt says: 'What a pair of IT knob jockeys'
by Savolicious November 11, 2011
A Homosexual. Imagine a man riding a horse. Now replace that horse with a man.
The horse rider is the "Knob-Jockey".
The horse rider is the "Knob-Jockey".
by wildmurphy April 17, 2009
by offlyner March 30, 2006
A person, usually of the female gender, who has a particular penchant for 'riding' a knob. The term is therefore usually used as a derogatory expletive in reference to men, implying that the said person is homosexual and therefore sub-standard
by Foiz April 9, 2003
Meaning 1.
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse.
Meaning 2.
A anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is riden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard.
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse.
Meaning 2.
A anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is riden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard.
Example 1.
Dude, I heard Rodney is a knob jockey.
Example 2.
Frances, fuck that man is so tight with is cash. Fucking knob jokcey.
Dude, I heard Rodney is a knob jockey.
Example 2.
Frances, fuck that man is so tight with is cash. Fucking knob jokcey.
by TROYum May 4, 2005
although Dale Winton has recently married I was always under the impression that he was a knob jockey
by Peter Donohoe June 28, 2003