KMP

KMP is kill me please

God sake kmp

by KMPUB July 10, 2018

KMP

A kids menu pizza at a restaurant.

Shaquille O'Neil:Me and my family went to eat and I got my son a KMP

by She luv zay February 04, 2023

KMP

Kill Mad People

A relatively simple concept, it is a show of lighthearted sympathy when life screws a friend over big time but they arnt really devastated.

Jason: "... So the stupid bitch turns around and pulls up to the pump on the other side! SHE WAS STILL FACING THE WRONG WAY"
Justin: "KMP, my friend, KMP."

by Ghassan August 15, 2005

KMP

Kids menu pizza

I got my kids KMP for dinner

by She luv zay February 04, 2023

KMP

Kill Me Please.

When you lose an argument and you wish for them to end it so you can mourn at yourself.

Pro: this fag sucks I killed him 50 times already!
Fag: No I don't ...you do!
Pro: I just quickscoped you again!
Fag: KMP

by sadbacon132 August 25, 2018

kmp

keep me posted

Tom: Yo I think imma throw a rager tn

Evan: Bet bro kmp

by tomtomtomtomtom1400 March 31, 2022