Krumper

1. Crusty Humper
2. Someone who’s penis has really flaky, crusty or otherwise, abnormally hard skin.

“Got fucked by Tandum. Nit doing it ever again with that krumper”

by Aoki-kun February 28, 2020

klumber

A log that has been chopped up to look like a wizard.

"Dude i made a massive klumber last night."

"woah no way that's so cool"

by himeowth April 12, 2024