Kleppy

Kleppy is a shortened version for the word Kleptomaniac,
wich defines a person that seems to steal all the time.

OMGAH JOAN YOUR SUCH A KLEPPY!!
WHY YOU GWAN STEAL MY FOOT SCRUBBER YOU FOOL!!

by Laurenzo112 July 20, 2010

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Jurgen Klopp

Jurgen Klopp is a German professional soccer/football manager (originally managing for Borussia Dortmund) for the English side, Liverpool. Liverpool FC is one of the best teams in the Premier League and would've won the 18/19 title over Manchester City if out-of-the-box goals counted as two. His famous catchphrase is "Boom!" and can train players to get out of their comfort zone and go in different positions. For example, Jurgen could get a left-mid to play as a left-back. He has made many major signings over the years. Like, Virgil Van Dijk for 75 million pounds and Mohammed Salah for 42 million pounds. His smile is also unforgettable but not as good as Ronaldinho's.

"Jurgen Klopp is probably the best manager Dortmund and Liverpool has ever wished for!" - Liverpool FC Fan
"At least he's better than Emery!" - Tottenham Spurs Fan
"Looks like it's a Tottenham fan..." - Arsenal FC Fan

by AidanTES July 9, 2019

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Kloppenburg Surprise

A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.

Oh my gosh! All I got for Christmas was a Kloppenburg surprise!

by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006

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