Kleenexceptional

A description of a woman that is of masturbatory stature.

Faith Hill is quite Kleenexceptional.

by Bruk February 21, 2003

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Kleenex

The Kleenex is a small napkin used for many purposes, almost anything can be accomplished with the napkin. You can clean up, or mess up, with the Kleenex. One very important purpose of the Kleenex is wiping up cum or jizz. This can be one of the most efficient ways of cleaning the sticky substance.

Mom: Why are there so many Kleenex’s under your bed?
Son: I’m sick.

by Victor Kennedy Sr January 26, 2019

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kleenex clean up

what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.

hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!

by doc hargrove August 16, 2006

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kleenex baby

A tissue-cum mixture created by masturbation.

I have a tissue shortage because Tim made a kleenex baby in my bathroom!

by Timmies February 27, 2008

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Kleenex

The thing that's ready to bear all your boogers no matter how boogerily boogery they are.

Ahhh...Ahhh...Ahhhhh-- *grab Kleenex* pikaCHOO!

by Ihuj Irtahk December 28, 2009

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Kleenex

Preferred hygiene product used by women (and presumably men) after intercourse, resulting from intra-vaginal or intra-anal climax, to prevent unnecessarily soiling bed-sheets/couch/carpet/upholstery/car-seat with the deposited ejaculate, which may subsequently trickle onto said fuck spots.
Convenient, cheap, quick and absorbent, the Kleenex is the ideal way to prevent nasty love juice stains.

Synonyms: Snot rag, hanky, handkerchief, tissue

“Give me a fucking Kleenex or you’ll sleep on the really wet spot!”

“I’m sorry! I don’t have a Kleenex for clean up. Use your hand, the toilet is only a few steps away.”

by Loobert July 8, 2005

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