Kester

A guy who is a friend to everyone. He has a likeable, easy-going personality. He has a lot of enthusiasm, and tries to live life with a smile, even if he doesn't feel like it. Despite this, Kester is a genuine guy. He isn't afraid to be honest about his feelings, and he will ask for help when he needs it. Out of consideration, however, he tries to be brief with what he says. He wants to listen to others, instead of focusing on himself. But when his friends need help, he is always there to aid them with advice. Whenever he shows up, people are quick to notice. Many give him a big welcome.

Me: "Hey, there's Kester."

Friend: "Oh, really?"

Us: "Hey, Kester!"

by hatless hair May 7, 2018

Kettering University

Best engineering school ever, located in the worst city ever, Flint, MI. Formerly known as GMI (General Motors Institute).

82% men, 100% sausage fest.

Guy 1: I'm going to Kettering for Mechanical Engineering!
Guy 2: I feel sorry for you dude.

by Prometheus September 17, 2004

Ketterdam

A fictional city from Leigh Bardugo's Grishaverse. It is based off of Amsterdam but is superior in many ways as it is home to the Dregs, lead by Kaz Brekker who is one of the best morally grey protagonists written, ever. It unfortunately also home to Pekka Rollins and Van Eck, both dispicable criminals of the evil, not-Kaz-Brekker sort.

Person 1: "I want to live in Ketterdam"
Non-Reader: "What's that?"
Person 1:" A place of gambling, law-breaking, canals, stunning buildings, the Crow Club..." (they continue their description whilst the non-reader walks off in confused silence)

by seaglassforever September 21, 2021

Lauren Kettering

A very powerful, hot and beautiful women who’s also famous on tiktok

friend: who’s lauren Kettering

Me : that one powerful and hot women

by Smile.kett January 5, 2021

Kettering Goggles

A reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at Kettering University, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. Similar to beer goggles.

Kettering Student: "Hey dude, check out that chick. She's a dime."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."

by ketteringstudent October 22, 2010

Kettering Fairmont High School

A local high school in Kettering, Ohio. Students there are known for their losing football team, winning marching band, and pregnant freshmen. Underneath all of the drama, however, you can find some pretty amazing people and friends that will have your back whenever, wherever.

I hope she doesn't make me attend Kettering Fairmont High School...

by Nerdo9000 September 29, 2011

Kenter Menter

God of all sports. Loves chillin with the ladies on a friday night gettin crunk. Wakes up in the morning feeling like p diddy. All he does is win. Can eat a walrus in two bites. Hates Montevideo. And yes...he's on facebook

i was with kari last night and i was just like Kenter Menter

by Jericho Crotchery December 21, 2010