Hellen Kellered

The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.

Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.

Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.

by KingKrule January 2, 2012

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Kellered

To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.

"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."

by Lorne Park Drinking Team June 9, 2007

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kellece

(Kellece is one of a kind), always makes a joke about everything. She has some good ass (booty) and (all the boys fall for her). She has a (heart as pure as gold) and never lets anyone down. She is an (amazing) person with all the right people in her life.

Oh wow look at the boys with her, she must be a kellece

by Tickleberry July 31, 2018

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Kellster

1. n: King of the Cambodians.
2. n: Best Cambodian basketball player in the world.

syn: cambo, combo, rambo, long-bow, LeBron, Fundamental, Mr. Hops, Long Shlong, Asian Sensation, Yao Jr., Harold

The Kellster is at it again, balling up smaller, 8th grade children at the park.

by rbkmadskillz March 2, 2005

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Hellen Kellered

When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!

I Hellen Kellered your Mom last night.

by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008

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