ass kegels

The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.

Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.

by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014

keed

to joke; to be kidding. I'm kidding= I keed

"I keed, I keed, I just make a little joke" Triumph the insult comic dog

by stren November 14, 2003

re-kegged

When a person has been kegged and just as they pull their pants (trousers) back up they are kegged again.

"keg me once shame on you, but if i get re-kegged im a douch.

by its free April 21, 2010

kegel

Be honest, you're only here because you don't know what the words mean in WAP.

Hop on top, I wanna ride,
I do a kegel while it's inside.

by gela-kela May 22, 2021

Keyed

A word that /tv/ (a board on 4chan) is desperately trying to push. It basically means the exact same thing as Based or Poggers. Something good.

Did you see him do that backflip? That was so keyed!

by KFCellfish December 30, 2020

w-keyed

To rush or push someone

Originates from the "w" key on the qwerty keyboard being traditionally used to move objects forward in video games.

"Dude, I just hit this guy really hard; he's low health. We should w-key him."

"Steven was forced to abandon his friends in-game after getting w-keyed by a group of professional players."

by Nigasaurus March 10, 2019

butt kegel

squeezing your butt muscles together to prevent pooping or unwanted entry into your ass

It sucks you're going to prison, hopefully you've started practicing your butt kegels

by MastaRiddle March 20, 2013