Keep the change

When you offer your friend a joint and they are allowed to smoke the rest of it.

“Hey can I hit that?”
“Sure! Keep the change”
“thanks bro!”

by crynne December 28, 2021

Keep the change

Receiving sexual favours as a surprise reward for some assistance you've given to someone.

"I helped Cheryl move last weekend, and after it was done, wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, and keep the change, baby!"

by kevnar June 28, 2006

Keep the Change

a term that can be used in the place of bump that, screw that, who cares, or other related terms. to properly execute a "keep the change," one must witness something that requires such a statement, then imitate someone jerking off and extend your hand forward opening your fingers as if you ejaculated. this hand motion must be done along with saying the words "keep the change."

the hand motion is demonstrated in Superbad following the shootout between Slater and Michaels. Michaels performs the correct hand motion, but does not say "keep the change." it is acceptable to forgo saying the actual words, but it works much better if spoken along with the hand gesture.

"The new york giants won the superbowl?!?!?! keep the change."

"No Country for Old Men sucked, the Coen Brothers can keep the change."

by MilkMan9 April 6, 2008

Keep le change

Keep le change (shǝnz)

A rather campy. . . loose french take-off for "keep the change" that has been trendy among fashionistas, etc.

You are due a change after paying for your St*r B*cks coffee. . . you say " Keep le change "

by nehyahneeh February 14, 2010