knombie

A knob zombie. When you try to reserect your cock for a second session but it only comes back to half life and won't die.

Shit man I got a Knombie last night. It was nowhere near stiff enough to get her off and I couldn't blow. There's flesh peeling off it this morning.

by Silly Tilly June 28, 2016

anal kombat

Typically an act during sexual foreplay where one partner chooses various objects from around the room and attempts to stuff two handfuls into the anus of the other participant. If completed within two minutes, the partner taking the stuffing yells, "Round 2, Fight!"

I shat a tv remote this morning and was clueless for a moment until John reminded me that we had anal kombat last night.

by vanceanity June 1, 2015

Oballa Komba

Totem for bad luck. You can use it on your friends.

A Person: Pff, i am so good at this game.
2. Person: OBALLA KOMBA OBALLA KOMBA OBALLA KOMBA

by PasliGonlunAynasi April 19, 2021

kombucha girl

a girl usually found wearing carhartt overalls (in a fashionable way) with a patagonia coat and blundstones, sometimes wearing a bandana. found walking through fields admiring sunrises or doing yoga in a studio. likes drinking kombucha and guayaki yerba mates.

"look at nia. her blundstones are dirty and she doesn't even care. oh my god she even has her yoga mat with her. she's such a kombucha girl."

by thecoolcow January 9, 2020

K Bomb

When someone calls you out online and you respond with K, and then bring the receipts to invalidate their argument.

Emery was called out for not serving, so responded with K, and served up the receipts Klingon revenge style: a sweet dish, served cold.
Dan said, ouch "K Bomb"

by Dan, D-List Super Villain July 18, 2021

kombuchcooch

A juicy pussy that tastes phenomenally. Typically located on a woman whose diet consists of vegan, non-gmo, gluten free foods and consumes an absurd amount of kombucha daily.

You remember Teresa from yoga class? Well, I went down on her the other day and she got that kombuchcooch.

by Kombuchcooch February 14, 2018

kombi

A rear-engine, rear-wheel drive layout(RR) van produced by automotive company Volkswagen from the years 1950 through to 1979. They came in many different forms (T1a being the first model and T2c being the last) ranging from 2 seater "walk-through" panel vans to 9 seater passenger vehicles. The name kombi comes from the German word "Kombinationskraftwagen" (combination vehicle), i.e. both a passenger and a cargo vehicle combined) as the rear seats could be removed or added. The earlier models had a small, upright, air-cooled engine being notoriously unreliable whilst the later models adopted a larger horizontally opposed, air cooled engine which is well known to be easy to fix and hard to break. They are generally slow to accelerate as the focus in development was not on power, but on low-end torque which has tainted the vehicle with a "slow" image. This usually leads to idiots almost killing themselves in horrible accidents whilst trying to get in front of you even though you're doing twice the speed limit yourself (slow to accelerate but a properly rebuilt T2b engine can push 170km/h). Although synonymous with weed smoking hippies many of these vehicles are bought and restored by regular people for work, camping or to be customized with sound systems, air suspension, DVD players, LCD TVs, Gaming consoles, fold out beds due to the large cabin space and relatively easy wiring diagram.

I drive a Volkswagen kombi and I don't smoke weed or give a shit about the environment.

Did you see that kombi? It had a PS3 and 6 sub-woofers in it... It's still slow as hell though.

by thegoron April 20, 2009