"Who gives a shit whether a donkey fucked a rabbit and produced a kangaroo, just as long as it hops and you can dance to it." - Joe Strummer
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the act of a male jumping up and down without any pants on, thus making his testicles go up and down.
by urf October 25, 2003
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to convict someone with false evidence
They tried to kangaroo him with a forged confession.
by The Return of Light Joker September 16, 2009
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the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and taking a shit. INCREDIBLY hard to clean, a great practical joke at parties.
"omfg guys whos the dirty cunt that kangaroo'd up my dunny?"

*snicker*
by raev August 22, 2005
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An unintended erection in an institutional environment. Which results in attempts to fix it so it does not jump out.
"Dude could you pass the papers out for me? I got a kangaroo situation."
by mrs. jenny mowgli October 27, 2008
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A person who is so large that they could hold a person in their fat as if it were the pouch of a kangaroo.
Dude check out that kangaroo, you could fit a whole Vietcong village in her.
by Berninator 5001 June 10, 2007
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A young man who has a fondness for older women.
Demi Moore's husband is a kangaroo, doncha think?
by raggedynan August 13, 2009
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