kaklet

ground meat that is free living

special thanks to Markar for making the best kaklet!!

El Pollo Kaklet, the Three Kakleteers, Kak on a stick, mount kaklet, AT&KAKLET, the red riding kaklet, el tapakaklet

by Kaklet June 6, 2010

kankles

Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.

Look, Mary! Al is making a special anklet for your kankles! It's a kanklet!

by attentionwhore April 22, 2004

Kankle Lock

The infamous Kankle Lock is an extraordinary technique that a fat girl/woman uses in which she locks onto a guy (possibly intoxicated) at a party/bar/event, until he eventually submits and has sexual intercourse with her.

The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.

Rich: "Man Chuck I can't believe you just had sex with that whale."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."

by RobTheReef July 4, 2009

kacke

is the german word for "shit"

Peter: Das Wetter ist heute total kacke!

by breeZa August 13, 2006

Kankle-Monster

VD-Encrusted fat chick who has not only large folds of fat hanging over ankles and knees, but also elbows. Frequently seen at fast-food restaraunts and chinese buffets.

What's that rumbling in the distance? Oh it's the nasty kankle-monster huffing towards her next binge-meal.

by amoyoy August 12, 2007

kankle

when the calf has so much fat on it that it blends with the ankle forming a kankle

woah did you see sam khazels kankles, there huge. im surprised he dosn't trip over them.

by Boris October 12, 2003

kickleaving

Verb for kicking leaves. Pronounced ku-clee-veeng.

I'm going kickleaving later today!
Do you want to kickleave with me?

by Autumnal leaves October 20, 2020