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Jury Duty
An interruption to your daily life courtesy of the American legal system.
A chance to see how stupid lawyers actually are and an opportunity to mix with about 60 total strangers. A day out of the office that seems twice as long as any day at work. A time where you actually don't want your name pulled out of a bingo spinner for a raffle. Sitting around and listening to the personal business and opinions of potential jury victims.
A chance to see what kind of murderous scum, Mel Sachs, Esq. to the famous will take on when he isn't working on Mike Tyson.
A chance to see how stupid lawyers actually are and an opportunity to mix with about 60 total strangers. A day out of the office that seems twice as long as any day at work. A time where you actually don't want your name pulled out of a bingo spinner for a raffle. Sitting around and listening to the personal business and opinions of potential jury victims.
A chance to see what kind of murderous scum, Mel Sachs, Esq. to the famous will take on when he isn't working on Mike Tyson.
jury doody
Humorously, the civic duty imposed on we Americans every four to eight years by state or federal courts: jury duty. A boon for some people, a blasted nuisance to most of us.
jury doody by pentozali August 11, 2008
jury rig
jury rig by Light Joker September 5, 2005
Jury Nullification
A term used when a person is proven to be almost if not 100% guilty by the evidence but the court decides to let them go.
"hey did you here about the guy who was accursed of murder, left DNA evidence was court on camera and there where witnesses?"
"no what happened?"
"the court let him go coz he seemed like a nice guy"
"that's retarded"
"its called Jury nullification, and yes"
"no what happened?"
"the court let him go coz he seemed like a nice guy"
"that's retarded"
"its called Jury nullification, and yes"
Jury Nullification by TheAmazingArsonist March 4, 2014
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