Junk Monkey

Hoarder who can't stay still long enough to through the crap out. Junk piles everywhere.

I was at Liz's house yesterday, man she's a junk monkey.

by blossombaby June 14, 2011

Junk Monkey

A guy who jangles his junk incessantly.

To the Junk Monkey in the basketball shorts: don't eyeball me while jangling your junk

by PrezRR November 1, 2012

jackmonkey

Some ass that monkeys in your business and tells you some jacked-up story just to jerk you around and stoke you.

That jackmonkey left without paying for his groceries.

by Corri Deegan April 15, 2006

Jackmonkeyfuck

All access term for masturbation, a boner, an orgasm, or ejaculation. (Male or Female term)

Bob got an epic boner in class so he had to crawl into his locker and jackmonkeyfuck.

(Or: Bob got an epic jackmonkeyfuck in class so he had to crawl into his locker and masturbate.)

Her mom is too fat to get any, so she spends all day jackmonkeyfucking.

He told me he got a hot slut last night and jackmonkeyfucked all over her face.

I watched my girlfriend jackmonkeyfuck last night.

by Zadion October 23, 2009

junk monkey

A word used to generally show displeasure in the circumstance at hand (note that the word should be used plurally). Warning: the thought of "junk monkeys" often brings about images of primate orgies. Word should be used at random.

"Junk monkeys, I forgot to torch the car after we left the dead body in it. "

"We're going to be late to the strip club, junk monkeys!"

Mother- "We're out of Frosted Mini-Wheats®" Son/Daughter - "Junk monkeys!"

by Junk Monkeys August 17, 2009

junk monkey

Someone who hoards material goods often to the point of a pathological disease. hoarder stuff monster pack-rat

It was yet another example of a New York junk monkey trapped in her apartment by her own trash.

by mudhen July 29, 2004

Jerkmonkey

1. An unlikeable person of questionable integrity and personal hygene

2.A person believed to be in a primative state of evolution as well as exhibiting an unlikeable personality

All americans are is a bunch of jerkmonkeys.

by Cambo December 1, 2004