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Kirk Johnson

One man. Two hands. One Ass. Kirk Johnson.

Kirk Johnson is the star of the famous shock site goatse.cx.
That hole is as big as Kirk Johnson's
by KJ2010 November 21, 2010
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Ligma Johnson

A way of saying lick my penis - Ligma (lick my) Johnson (Johnson aka penis)
I am Rahul Ligma, this is Daniel Johnson. CNBC: "Story of Ligma Johnson. "
by Rahul Ligma October 29, 2022
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Randy Johnson

One of the greatest pitchers in the history of Major League Baseball.

Randall David "Randy" Johnson (born September 10, 1963), nicknamed "The Big Unit", is a former American Major League Baseball left-handed pitcher. During a 22-year career, he pitched for six different teams.

The 6-foot-10-inch (2.08 m) Johnson was celebrated for having one of the most dominant fastballs in the game. He regularly approached, and occasionally exceeded, 100 miles per hour (160 km/h) during his prime. He also threw a hard, biting slider. Johnson won the Cy Young Award five times, second only to Roger Clemens' seven.

Johnson finished his career first in strikeouts per nine innings pitched among starting pitchers (10.67), second all-time in total strikeouts (4,875; first among left-handed pitchers), third in hit batsmen (188), tenth in fewest hits allowed per nine innings pitched (7.24), 22nd in wins (303), and 57th in shutouts (37). He pitched two no-hitters, the second of which was the 17th perfect game in baseball history. He won a world series with the Arizona Diamondbacks in 2001.
Did you see that fastball by Randy Johnson?
Yeah, now you see it, now you dont.
by david faustino November 21, 2012
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Ron Johnson

A dick that you believe to be the biggest dick in the world.
“The guy I saw last night. Huge dick. Probably the biggest in the world. A Ron Johnson if I ever saw one.”
by TK2000 October 28, 2023
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Carl Johnson

A fool that picked the wrong house.
by figgernaggot101 April 2, 2019
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Rian Johnsoned it

to do something spectacularly stupid
My new baby sitter used to be a peadophile but he's ok now. Real cheap too.

I really Rian Johnsoned it.
by fandom menace September 6, 2018
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OG Bobby Johnson

The shit you smoke if you’re going full send.
I’m trippin right now. My boy hooked me up OG Bobby Johnson.
by Keskemety February 14, 2019
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