Jong

A jong is where you place a joint in the cone of a bong and pack weed around it, then light the joint, and smoke it through the bong, untill you eventually get to the cone.

Theres no real point to it, except the novelty of mixing a classic smoking method with an effective smoking method.

John: Man, I rolled up 3 joints last night, shoved them all in my bong, it was hectic, like a.. tri-jong.
Alex: Crazy shit man.

by lurk pawtur April 15, 2009

Jong

a really old guy

Jong- you know, that guy who is older than dirt

by osmethne January 11, 2004

jong

that which pertains to the male phallus and or is phallic in physical appearance

crank my jong ho...
man she was trying to get at my jong but im MOB so i said no

by Coombs-by_ahhhhhhh January 27, 2007

jong

a frozen pizza that is cooked then topped w/ chikin strips, eggo waffles, bacon, eggs,and turkey

jong special, delicious bodacious pizza

by Rickie boy April 23, 2007

Jong

When you put a joint in the bowl of a bong.

"Hay bro, pass the jong"

by chewchewgo July 6, 2016

jong

A large animal (especially a cat)

your pet is such a jong

by Queen of Words February 25, 2018

Jong

makes even the smallest things into big ass deals and is way too overdramatic about everything lmao. everyone kinda thinks it not gonna lie, except she's too oblivious and dumb to ever notice it. bitches to everyone about everything and tries to win every argument without even noticing that she sounds dumb as fuck most of the time. is afraid of in-person confrontations and just backs down most of the time anyway lol.

"jong be makin everything too big a deal"

by gotta keep sly June 18, 2019