john

a person who uses the services of a prostitute
Police ran a sting on the newcomer johns at the whorehouse
by Mark March 31, 2005
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Wow that baby must be a John.
by John Sandlin January 11, 2006
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by Meepmeep meep March 13, 2012
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One of the most wonderful men you will ever meet. Has the loveliest honest eyes ever and a gorgeous smile. He makes all the adorable noises and is so tender. Also, he will make you piddle yourself from laughter. He has strong hands and an even stronger heart.
what a john!!
by grabass August 18, 2010
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john is a name of an awesome guy.john is a great guy, he is to the extreme guy and one of a kind. UNIQUE!
Guy 1: Oh my god it's john i so wish i could be as cool as him.
Guy 2: I know exactly what you mean he is awesome!
by TeddieLover August 01, 2011
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can be the most beautiful and unreal thing to ever happen to you. He can be the one to show you true love, if only you dared. To those that cant have him, its the most tortureous feeling to recognize his existence. What lies behind those soul staring eyes, only the universe knows.
Person 1-"Ive liked this guy for 3 years now but im too scared to talk to him."
Person 2-"He must be your John."

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by kawoline December 28, 2012
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the best brother in the whole world and has two best friends who annoy him but he loves them both dearly like to play with knives and hurt people he is very confussing and plays with your emotions he is a manwhore!
"sara did john confuse u again?"
"haley must u ask?"
by best friend ever! October 08, 2011
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