Jobed

(joe-bed) the act of God kicking someone spiritually in the nuts. God told Job to gird his loins, then proceeded to go off on him.

being Jobed also means to get kicked or hit in the nuts without any proctection

"Dude, did you see that? Adam totally just jobed J.P. when he went for the soccer ball"

by AdamJames_yo July 18, 2009

Jobes

The author, originator, and co-president of Dirty Bird Inc. Uber legit and ready to pwn

Dude that Jobes kid is mother fucking fresh!

by w_t_f December 26, 2008

Jobe

An action similar to that of a fig eater

Man Sarah dropping your history book was such a Jobe thing to do.

by Jobe Skaff May 13, 2021

Jobe

a funny guy with a deep voice.

he is in love with a girl named hannah

he is very tall and loves to laugh.
he is so hot & sexy.
that girl he is in love with should dump her boyfriend and date him
he smokes and coughs alot

Jobe is so awsome!

by amy1997 June 18, 2011

Jobe

A simpleton, someone who is poorly schooled, or someone with a mental deficiency.

Origin: Movie, The Lawnmower Man.

If you talk to Derek or KickFag, they seem like such Jobes. Are you sure they aren't retarded?

by Mario Rogic April 13, 2006

Jobe

1. A coalescing adaptation from the Biblical Job and of the name "Jobe"; as was used in the movie The Lawnmower Man. It can be used as an interjection, a label, or an expression of grief.
2. A nonsense phrase.

1. What the Jobe?!, What in the name of Jobe?!
2. That is so Jobe!, Jobeness, stop Jobeing around!, and Why are you being so Jobe, you Jobeitty Jobe-Jobe?

by John T. Boruff April 28, 2004

jobing

the act of eating pussy

i jobed that hoe
ALso
"probe it before you jobe it" a phrase meaning finger the girl and smell if to make sure she doesnt smell bad because if she does u dont wanna jobe it

by smokey January 9, 2004