joelma

her name doesn't exist
is funny and protectiv mom with a dark past, thinks she can speak more than 16 languages but mixed them all together. independant woman who talks too loud on the phone, knows how to samba because she's brazilian
had 58 boyfriends when she was younger and married an italian man

"this woman is so cool"
"i know, that's my mom, Joelma"

by blackxparticle March 6, 2017

Joelma

Amazing person with an excellent personality and style .

Most like loves rap .

Has a ginormous bunda.
And big mommy milkers .

Dude 1: who is that fine person over there?

Dude 2 : that's Joelma .

Dude 1 : she fine ash

by jekkrvader September 15, 2021

jalmar

Somebody who is a weeb and is very lit and can rekt anyone. People that are named Alfred are normally Jalmar's bitch I have Slav

Jalmar is super lit
Alfred is not Jalmar

by Litboi December 13, 2016

jolman

sexfeind woman beater that sucks his freinds cock and gets pushed around by a preschooler

im going to beat the fuck out of that jolman

by rslk January 20, 2009

jolama

Yo-Mama with a different pronounciation! Jolama!

Oh yea?!? Jolama's so fat....

by Philip Shin November 25, 2003

Jalmar

A amazing human who only a select few of people are blesset with This amazing name. Jalmar are usally better then Alfreds and Marius. But they are known to be weebs and play video games especially multiplayer games

Marius: Jalmar is better then you in overwatch
Alfred: its true. He always better then me

by Litboi December 13, 2016

jhalmar

Is a person that's almost perfect. He will always be there for you, a serius but lovable and trusted guy. Smart and also handsome.

Jhalmar is perfect! So lucky to have him.

by anonymous November 8, 2021