Jizzie Rascal

used to descripe the act of jizzing in a random tent (usually at festivals) then fleeing the scene

guy1: "i was trying to sleep last night when some guy poked his penis through my tent door and jizzed, before i could react hed gone"
guy2: "oh looks like uve bin jizzie rascaled mate, unlucky"

by Clamii October 18, 2008

jizzica

A name given to girls named "Jessica" who enjoy the habits of oral sex.

ex 1)
Jess- Oh, Collin, what's up?
Collin- DUDES I just met a Jizzica!

ex 2) Jess- Hey, guess what happened last night.
Person 2- Do I even have to, Jizzica?

by kreuton December 15, 2008

jizzcuit

a jizzcuit is where a group of men masturbate and then cum onto a biscuit. the last one to cum has to eat said cum-covered biscuit

man 1: "hey guys wanna play jizzcuit?"
man 2: "what is that? hmm"
man 3: "*LINKS THIS DEFINITION*"
man 2: "hmm ok"
*10 MINUTES LATER*
man 1: "oh fuck *EATS JIZZCUIT*"

by lerpes January 14, 2020

Jazzician

Someone who likes the boys. Someone who described themselves as a "Jazzician" doesn't necessarily enjoy jazz music, but rather hanging around schools at lunchtime, wearing assless leather chaps.

"We were going to go to the pub with Ian, but he was busy as it was lunchtime and he was being a Jazzician.

by Jingle-Jangle-Jewellery July 12, 2021

jizzcapade

An exciting escapade involving jizz.

Last night was a right jizzcapade

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

jizzing

to ejeculate/cum/sprog/spoof

i caught him jizzing in his pants over my picture

by Candy May 9, 2004

jizzcat

A cat that has been jizzed on

That jizzcat is sad because no one wants to pet it.

by HOVO V January 5, 2009