justache

Moustache without a beard, goatee, or any other facial hair.

Alex: How many justaches do you think we'll see at the Cork tonight?

Tyson: Over/under is 3...and I'll take the over. Think I just saw Magnum P.I. walk into Jam Session.

by joejak22 July 11, 2010

Justache

When teenage boys begin to grow their first facial hairs and refuse to shave them, thus growing nothing but a pathetically small mustache/ some chin hairs.

"Is Justin on drugs??"

"No, just growing out his Justache"

by Katie I guess July 27, 2016

Jizzache

To have a dull ache in your genitals from too much masturbation or sex.

"Awe shit..."
"What's up, man?"
"I have this incredible jizzache from last night."
"Were you and the wife just tearing that shit up?"
"No, I was just watching this Beyonce music video...totally wiped out my junk."

by Doctor_S September 1, 2009

jizzstache

When you finish giving someone a blow job, then when they cum, it lands on your face making the jizz look like a mustache.

Your mom after she gives your dad head, and she says she was drinking milk, or brushing her teeth. It really is a jizzstache.

by Minihandss May 2, 2010

Jewstache

A tall brunette male who plays Pokemon go, collects coins, wins the spelling bee, and has a cool mom.

Wow he seems like a Jewstache

by baby petunia August 28, 2016