Jewniform 

1. The traditional clothing of the Jewish peoples, including but not exclusive to yamulkes; long, curled sidelocks; tallits (prayer shawls); and black suits with black hats and beards.

Ari: Whoa, look at you, all fancy in your Jewniform!
Gilad: Be quiet, Ariel, it is Shabbat, the day G-d watches us...

Jewniform by Scott219 June 22, 2006

jenior 

An individual, effort, or being of lesser state, that is expected or anticipated to rise to an advanced state; exhibiting the qualities of both the junior and the senior.

Although Gordon had only been with the firm for a few years, he had quickly risen to a jenior position within the company and was ultimately expected to be promoted to partner.

jenior by erganic AJ October 18, 2010

Jewnicorn 

the act of a unicorn getting very drunk and partying very hard it accidently hooks up with a jew and gets impregnated. The result is a jewnicorn.

Man did you hear about Deborah shes gunna have another jewnicorn... hoe.

Jewnicorn by dimesrule May 22, 2009

Jewnicorn 

A deliciously Jewish Unicorn. Usually wearing a yamacha on it's one horn, and prancing throughout the plains. When threatened, it will defend it's self using a glistening menorah. It's call can be heard everywhere as "Oy!, I am feeling very veklempt!"

Dave Kelly: Dude, did you just hear that? I think it's a Jewnicorn!

Echo: veklempt,klempt, klempt...where are my good socks?

Jim: uh..that kinda weirds me out...let's go

Dave: NO!, WE MUST OFFER IT LATKAS! It could become hostile, or become riddled with extreme angst and hebrew wizardry!

Jim: uhh..yeah..you do that...I'ma go watch full house...those things are freaking..odd...man...*walks away while watching trees sternly*

Jewnicornriffic...

Jewnicorn by Dave-Rave June 17, 2006

Jewnicorn 

1. A variety of unicorn that immerses itself in Judaism.

2. A Jewish person who is fascinated by unicorns and/or wishes they were one.

I'm a Jewish unicorn... I'm a Jewnicorn!

Jewnicorn by KC ShadyLyon January 19, 2011

jewnormous 

when saying something is large and jewish at the same time

Damn Ed, pull up your pants, your ass crack is jewnormous

jewnormous by Tank D January 10, 2005

Jewnion

A Jewish wedding.

Kyle has to attend his sister's Jewnion Saturday.

Jewnion by heartofcrimson August 30, 2013