jetta

4 door vw that needs to die, the gayest car ever made, preferred by women and homosexuals, only availiable in automatic or dick shit, reverse gear is an optional upgrade, these cars are extremely popular in hillcrest and san fransisco.
omg look at that gay ass jetta, my skateboard goes faster than that trash
by mikeofawesometown June 15, 2009
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A crappy German import car typically driven by college students, mostly males ages 18-21.

A car bought by college yo boys mommies and daddys for them so they can better fit in.

A cheap yet trendy German piece of crap automobile that is easily customizable driven by college students who usually stick lots of meaningless bumper stickers on the back in a desperate effort to seem cooler than they really are.
Kyle's new Jetta is kickin. He properly fits in with his peers and can now live his life in the flock with all the other sheep.
by IhateAkon. April 30, 2007
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usually obsessed with feet and boys and is very stupid and ugly
ME omg jetta you like feet to much

Jetta no i dont
by girlgirl April 25, 2017
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Jetta

A stylishly hip automobile with a non-gender bias. Often times confused as a car strictly for women by men who are unsure of their sexuality.
There goes Jordan in his Jetta. I'm glad to see he isn't having a sexual identity crisis.
by Bungalow Bill June 28, 2002
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A female New York Jets Fan. how you address another female jets fan.
Michelle, Heather and Kristine are meeting up with other Jettas at this week's tailgate.
by EL CHAPO JET MYSTERIO June 24, 2016
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A sedan made by Volkswagen, or the literal expression of God, the almighty.
by #4 February 01, 2005
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a "zippy" Mexican-built car that has superb German engineering, first-rate interior materials, and is loaded with safety features.

Anyone who thinks the Jetta is solely a woman's car is gay. Men with sophistication drive Jettas, not stupid insecure rat bastards who wish they had as nice a car.
Don't let the funky moniker of the Jetta fool you--it's a great car.
by PW January 12, 2003
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