The Murray Juxtaposition

To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.

(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)

Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months. We can’t afford to move right now.

Jack: Guessing that means you won’t be renewing the season ticket then? That sucks mate.

Andy: Oh no thats staying. Im heading down with the family for a few days next week. Might splash out on a hospitality package.

Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition

by anonymous June 3, 2022

juxtaposition

1. Literally, the act of putting something next to one another
2. The act of putting one's cock adjacent to someone else's asshole; anal rape

"Drop your pants and brace yourself for juxtaposition!"

by Anonymous November 4, 2004

Juxtaposition

This word can mean anything. you can even separate it into two words juxta and position. Can be used as an action word, a word to describe anything. Pritty much can be used as anything

wow sonal why are you in that position, it looks pritty juxta

That kid just cut that board in half, it must feel pritty juxta to be in that position

Sonal why are you making that face it looks pritty Juxtaposition

by mayur030 January 2, 2011

Juxtapositioning Script

I am an enigma.

What is a 'Juxtapositioning Script' you ask? I do not know. I made it up on the spot to get hackers and geeks searching Google for it, thinking it is some computer script-thing that does stuff that they have not yet heard of, making them feel little.

I love Cloyster. Not in the love-love, but in the it-is-really-cool love. The best Pokémon ever. Runners-up is Gengar.

by Juxtapositioning Script October 4, 2003

juxtaposition

The act of raping and/or killing someone through an orifice not yet discovered by man.

Bob pulled a mad juxtaposition on Mary last night.

by 8938401 April 4, 2009

Juxtapositioning Script

Good taste in Pokemon...whoever they are

by Shawn B. September 12, 2003

juxtapositioning

1. To juxtaposition
2. To have intense and passionate exchanges with your English teacher
3. The best word choice when discussing everyday topics such as Victorian English literature, filing drawers, the viscosity of blended iPhones, leedling and other mainstream activities or nouns
4. The substitution of another word
5. To win over the girl of your dreams

1. I was about to juxtaposition my girlfriend, but then there was this drill, and she said there was NO way.

2. Example Person 1: Bro, did you hear what went down in the library?
Example Person 2: No, what "went down?"
Example Person 1: Mr. Smith and Senora Wumbo were caught juxtapositioning!

3. Teacher: "Class, what can you tell by the title of this book?
Student: "Well bruh, I mean... Mrs. Generic English Teacher, you can see that the title itself is an example of the utilization of juxtapositioning while the author is telling the reader or readers the title of the novel they are about to embark upon."

4. Man of Ethnicity 1: Yo, what's Gucci mah brudda?

Man of Ethnicity 2: Not much bro, I just was juxtapositioning my checkbook when I realized that I wrote the wrong juxtaposition down and gave the cashier 500 juxtapositions instead of 5!
Man of Ethnicity 3: Mah brudda at least yo wife lets you decided what channel y'all is gonna be juxtapositioning tonight. Mine says we're going to juxtaposition some video with a man blending an iPhone or some ish.

5. Darryl: Mom, it's Darryl, you know, it's pronounced Da-Rail but it's Darryl.
Mom: Yes Darryl, what do you want?
Darryl: I'm calling to let you know that I juxtapositioned to Phoebe Knickerbonkers last night, and she said yes!

by is_that_a_cat? April 4, 2012