jerved

Jerving or to jerve is a surprise jizz on an unsuspecting person, animal, or thing. This is much like but not to be confused with a person being served with a legal document or being owned in some kind of competition.

Mad Dog: Yo Lil Rea, i went up to this chick last night and asked her what her name was.

Lil Rea: what happend next?

Mad Dog: I pulled out my yogurt slinger, gave it a good tug, and blasted a jizz bomb on her face. Then as i turned to walk away, i looked back and said, "Bitch, You've just been jerved!"

or

Mad Dog: Lil Rea, where you heading?

Lil Rea: Yo bro i'm just goin to jerve and swerve on my main bitch, holla!

by BonerChamp6969 April 29, 2009

Jeredy

The guy who owns a bunch of dogs. The guy who has boots. The guy who literally lost his left eye.

Jeredy owns boots

by totally not that color person April 23, 2021

Jarted

when you cum so hard that you jizz and fart at the same time

Bro, my stomach was so wrecked that I jarted when I finished!

by thesexybeastnextdoor August 13, 2017

Jamaican Jerked

To receive a hand job after an intense sunburn on one's genitalia.

After lying naked in the sun for hours, John got a sunburn on his dong. He went home and his girlfriend Jamaican Jerked him with Aloe Vera.

by Rufioau January 18, 2009

Jered

a person who is known by many and feared by those who don't know him. Which makes him like superman in a way cause you wouldn't wanna fuck with him. You fucking bitch

"Jered where are my fucking car keys"
Jered- I don't fucking know bitch

by Pittsburg pig fighter October 30, 2008

E-jected

1. The act of sending an email to a random, attractive person who seems intelligent, unique and has a good taste in humor and music etc. in the act of possibly becoming friends, going on a date, or getting laid only to have the email read and never replied back.

Friend- "Hey Tim, you looked depressed, what is wrong?"

Tim- "I just got e-jected by that one hot chick whos into The Velvet Underground and The Shins"

Friend- "damn dude, let me buy you a beer"

by EraserKid November 15, 2009

Joan Jetted

Being denied entry to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame while other less talented musicians are inducted.

The Cure was Joan Jetted again this year.

by The real Jim Morrison October 7, 2017