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Jellybob

Jellybob is a term used to verify the truth of a comment or statement. If an individual makes a comment which others do not believe, they may challenge the individual to "jellybob it". In the case that the individual is lying or has lied, they are eligible to receive beats or be rushed by anyone for the whole of the next 24 hours.
White person: I'm black

Other person: Jellybob it!

White person: Jellybob

Other person: BEATS!
by LyricalMC June 15, 2011
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Doctor Jelly Finger

Prostate Doctor. The act of having a person putting in a examination glove and applying lube to the fingers then sticking them up a man's anus.
Yeah I went to get my yearly checkup. Everything went well until I saw Doctor Jelly Finger!!
by Gar Grim February 3, 2018
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jellymid

jellymid is a a wanker
by Baka_Jeager March 27, 2022
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Jelly Side Down

Masturbation technique for men.

Begin by gently tucking the penis and testicles between the thighs and squeezing the thighs together to hold it in place, creating a mangina (manjina) in the front and a fruit basket behind (see also the Buffalo Bill Tuck). Then, while laying face-down (hence "Jelly Side Down"), use two to three fingers to push the penis backwards and then let it release forward. Repeat motion as desired. When achieving climax, squeeze thighs together to create a cum-tight seal while pointing the penis behind you so that ejaculate will not travel between your legs onto the sheets/rug/desk/sofa/park bench.

See also: Transgender Soldier, Lotion Basket, Jelly Side Up, Fingerwank, and Steve Irwank.
Wife: I'm on my period, baby. We can't fuck tonight. Why don't you just take care of it yourself while I watch TV?
Husband: I just feel awkward about doing it in front of you because I only jack off jelly side down.
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jellymid

jellymid is someone who made the tend 'it isn't a mistake it's a masterpiece'
jellymid is pretty fucking annoying
geo: how is jellybean??

lisa: oh you mean jellymid yeah there some annoying png minecrafter
by Allybeloved March 22, 2022
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Superfast Jellyfish

A super colorful song about a breakfast food that only takes 3 microwave minutes. It's by Gorillaz, and Features De La Soul and Gruff Rhys. By the time this song is over your Superfast Jellyfish should be delicious and pipping hot.
Dude 1: Man, I have to wait 3 whole minutes for my shit to be ready!
Dude 2: Let's just listen to Superfast Jellyfish
Dude 1: HELL YEAH!
by VoltFlare June 14, 2010
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Jelly Hammer

When you dick is only semi erect, but you bang the shit out of a chick with it anyway.
I was shitfaced, but I banged the shit out of her with my jelly hammer.
by M Fartz October 19, 2010
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