when you have seen the girl of your dreams and know that you are never going to get her, so all you can do is "pleasure" youself over the thought of her.
therby "jerking her out" of your system.
therby "jerking her out" of your system.
trev: oh man that girl is so hot, i think i love her
pete: shut up man, just go back to your apartment and jerk it out.
pete: shut up man, just go back to your apartment and jerk it out.
by jonobello February 6, 2006
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From the show Seinfeld
From the show Seinfeld
by Sinatrafan77 January 8, 2012
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Excessive or prolonged masturbation to the extent that it becomes a form of working out. Usually this results in sore forearms.
by TayRexz April 21, 2011
Get the Jerkout mug.A jerkout comes in two varieties, pre and post jerkout. A pre jerkout refers to the act of masturbating before hitting the gym in order to get amped up. A post jerkout is when you choke the sheriff after the gym and is a vital part of the recovery process for your muscles.
Bro 1 - Hey I just bought this awesome pre workout from GNC you want to try it?
Bro 2- Nah man, I'm all set. I just had an awesome pre jerkout.
Bro 2- Nah man, I'm all set. I just had an awesome pre jerkout.
by ThatGuy915 December 17, 2013
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Person 1: "I cant believe that big buff looking dude isn't interested in those chicks hitting on him"
Person 2: " Yea , I know , he must Jerkout"
Person 2: " Yea , I know , he must Jerkout"
by Some_Bloke July 7, 2021
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