Jered 

• A person you can love easily and forever. • One of the kindest human beings you can ever meet.
• you first start off as friends then without you knowing it you start falling for him.
• they guy with the greenest eyes ever!

• has trouble communicating his feelings

• he needs to ask this girl out already

Damn...I think I’m falling in love with Jered...

Jered by Hmmay April 8, 2019

Jered 

he is cool and tall and plays sport a soccer
Plays video games and is really good at codm
not smart

Very kind

Homeless guy - what’s up man

Jered - *gives $1,000*

Jered by galing November 23, 2021

Jered 

Steals all the Hennessy and hellcats, as well as watermelon and koolaid

Let’s go spin the block with “Jered”

Jered by Bigass Schlong July 12, 2025

Jéred 

A french name commonly associated with femboys and twinks.

'Who's that?'

'Jéred'

'Really? I thought he was a girl'

'No he's a femboy'

Jéred by Jeanne Baptiste March 19, 2021

Jered Weaver 

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.

Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.

Jered Weaver by disneysucks September 3, 2008

Dirty Jered 

A serious, lovemaking act. After a session of passionate intercourse, the male partner kneels down on all fours. The female assumes a position behind the male as if going to eat his brown-starfish. The male then releases his flatulence (fart) in the females face, she then proceeds to eat the Dingleberry(s) off the male for sheer erotic enjoyment.

"Give 'em Da Dirty Jered"

Dirty Jered by Carlos December 6, 2003

Jebediah Kerman 

Jebediah Kerman is the centerpiece of the religion known as 'Kerbalism.'

Josh: heil jebediah kerman
Clyde: amen

Jebediah Kerman by I. Hate. Life. November 2, 2020