jeezus

A word used in vain instead of Jesus, because well, you never know man, you never know.

Jeezus man, that's some str8 bullshit

by Sajai K. November 18, 2004

Raccoon Jeezus

He died in a trash can only to be resurrected days later he commands all Raccoons and has unlimited n word passes

You going to coon church this weekend? “Hell yeah gotta praise my boy Raccoon Jeezus.”

by CoonCommander April 11, 2019

Jeezus

A solid form of pasteurized kangaroo semen.

Gooday mate, what say we go wrangle us up a
fresh batch of jeezus.

by Wyatomic January 16, 2009

Jeezus sneezus

An expression of shock, something startling .

The new “in” saying for 2019. Often used by the younger generation of today modern computerised world .

“I just woke up from a 12 hour nap” jeezus sneezus!!

by Azeracks February 6, 2019

Jeezum

A word that expressed your suprise or anger. Much like, "Jesus!" but way cooler.

*touches someones computer*
"NO! JEEZUM!"

by Gooben Niggersuck May 6, 2010

jeezum

a good way of avoiding saying jesus in front of religous people or to express alarm or surprise.

jeezum! look at that guy! hes huge!

by bertos July 30, 2008

Jeezus

A reference for extremely potent Marijuana.

Yo, my nigga, lets toke up on that jeezus tonight, yea?

by Kotex January 15, 2009