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jizmonkey

When I went to the gaybar, I saw a ton of jizmonkeys!
by Noba D March 28, 2010
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jackmonkey

Some ass that monkeys in your business and tells you some jacked-up story just to jerk you around and stoke you.
That jackmonkey left without paying for his groceries.
by Corri Deegan April 15, 2006
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jazzomoney

1. A man or person with so much money that can feed a nation.
2. A deal,job,or contract that will yield ao much money if it works out
3. A very rich or wealthy person.
E.g Bill gate is a perfect example of a jazzomania.
The lady I met today is a bag a jazzomoney
This job is going to be a jazzomoney.
Once the contract is approved, i will be a jazzomoney
Synonym
-Multimillionaire
-Money bag
-Jazzomania
by jaaziahpeters March 1, 2017
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jizmonkey

the monkey jizzed on the fit whore coz he's a jizmonkey
by sektor3 June 11, 2003
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Jizzmonkey

When a man sets foot into the undercarriage of a hot humid jungle, and snatches a helpless little monkey out of a tree and busts a fat old nut onto the poor monkeys face, and then returns the little monkey into its tree once again to go on with its business, just with jizz on its face...
Johnnyquest was feeling adventurous one hot humid day, so he decided to to give a helpless monkey a creamy Jizzmonkey.
by Poor helpless monkey :( June 28, 2010
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jizzmonkey

Someone who talks a huge load of shite or a primate who masterbates furiously hence producing wads of monkey jizz.
1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.

2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go
by urbankhaos May 9, 2003
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Jackmonkeyfuck

All access term for masturbation, a boner, an orgasm, or ejaculation. (Male or Female term)
Bob got an epic boner in class so he had to crawl into his locker and jackmonkeyfuck.

(Or: Bob got an epic jackmonkeyfuck in class so he had to crawl into his locker and masturbate.)

Her mom is too fat to get any, so she spends all day jackmonkeyfucking.

He told me he got a hot slut last night and jackmonkeyfucked all over her face.

I watched my girlfriend jackmonkeyfuck last night.
by Zadion October 23, 2009
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