Jatz

The act of jizzing and shitting ones pants at the same time

Look at that Jatz master

by Jonny Snowwe May 29, 2025

Jatz

is an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation. This is a synonym for Jizz

Old Ben got Jatz all over his stomach again.

by Lanleron S May 30, 2025

Jizzy Juzzy Jatz

Where a group of guys take turns jerking off and ejaculating onto a Jatz cracker. The last guy to Jizz onto the Jatz has to eat it. The Jatz has Juzzy's face on it because his soul is trapped inside of it like Josie Packard trapped inside of the door knob in Twin Peaks.

"The boys stood around playing Jizzy Juzzy Jatz until Justin was the last guy to Jizz on the Jatz which he ate as he stared into Juzzy's soul trapped inside the Jizzy Jatz. "

by agalma January 14, 2025

Vag Jatz

It's like Soggy Sao, but the female version.

Jenny always loses Vag Jatz because she's a huge dyke.

by Throuploops July 7, 2018

Jatz

Adjective describing something as smelling of purified old semen.

"Jesus Christ, man! Wash your fucking cum rags! Your apartment is jatz!

by CantinaBandFanatic June 25, 2024