Defi-jaculate

(v) To spontaneously defacate while ejaculating

Last night, Lorenzo was sucking my cock and I defi-jaculated all over his chest, some call this the cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.

by J-Ru October 15, 2003

eye-jaculation

The emotional, mental, and sometimes physical orgasm that occurs when viewing a hard sensual body in their natural habitat

I hang on SoBe because of the eye-jaculation opportunities on the beach.

by BigLouie1950 December 4, 2010

premature e-jaculation

a message that you prematurely fired off via email or the Internet that you regret sending later

I had a premature e-jaculation when I sent an email to my boss giving him a piece of my mind.

by Boss Brian June 3, 2009

Jagula

Nick name for anyone who once looked like a sleek sexy cat but then got fat. They're still realtively attractive with no stretch marks or cottage cheese butt.

"What's up Jagula?! We saved you some seats!"

by Drakard April 25, 2013

javulate

Verb- To throw a javelin

Cody javulated 20 ft this weekend at the track meet!

by Christopher Thomas July 28, 2007

e-jaculation

the act of verbal ego stroking entered into by groups of people who think that taking ecstasy somehow makes them superior to others

(v):“I had to leave the party all the e-tards were e-jaculating all over each other”
(n):“e-jaculation is the e-ville epidemic of our age”

by jedipants September 28, 2003

Jabulani

1. (n) the purpose designed Adidas match ball for the 2010 FIFA World Cup.

2. (v) to mishit a ball with more power than necessary, resulting in the ball going over the bar/out of play/out of the stadium; resulting in

3. (v) to perform a task with a massively inappropriate or disproportionate level of force.

1. All the managers are using the Jabulani to cover their teams woeful performances.

2. Roberto Baggio with the penalty... He's Jabulanied it!

3. Militants in Gaza today fired a selection of rocks and sticks at illegal Israeli settlements; in retaliation, the Israeli Defence Force Jabulanied them.

by Rob Green's right hand June 19, 2010