by Sappos April 30, 2022
Get the jatula mug.When you send an email before you're ready to send.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009
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Get the Jaculator mug.A creature that hides in trees and waits for you to stand under it, at which point it proceeds to drop on you. Often times, they will call out "Hallo" and wait for you to look up prior to dropping.
John: "Did you hear what happened to Nancy?"
Carol: "No, I heard she went on a camping trip this week but I haven't seen her since. What happened?
John: "She heard a 'Hallo', looked up, and a Jagular dropped on her."
Carol: "That's too bad, I always likes Nancy!"
Carol: "No, I heard she went on a camping trip this week but I haven't seen her since. What happened?
John: "She heard a 'Hallo', looked up, and a Jagular dropped on her."
Carol: "That's too bad, I always likes Nancy!"
by TheCreature April 17, 2009
Get the Jagular mug.1. To lightly jab a person or thing in the rib cage area
2. To have intercourse, with or without consent, with a man or woman
2. To have intercourse, with or without consent, with a man or woman
by Notme151 June 14, 2012
Get the Jabulate mug.When something goes wrong and it's all your fault, it's an excuse to try and rid yourself of any blame. This comes from the 2010 FIFA World Cup where the game ball, named the Jabulani, has been the target of complaint by goalkeepers and players alike to cover up poor play.
Pissed Guy: Dude, you just rear-ended my car!
Other Guy: It wasn't my fault, it was the Jabulani.
Teacher: You just failed the last test. Did you just not choose to study?!
Student: I studied all night. It was the Jabulani.
English Commentator: Bloody hell, Rob Green just let in an easy goal! He's a very skilled keeper so it must just be that Jabulani
Other Guy: It wasn't my fault, it was the Jabulani.
Teacher: You just failed the last test. Did you just not choose to study?!
Student: I studied all night. It was the Jabulani.
English Commentator: Bloody hell, Rob Green just let in an easy goal! He's a very skilled keeper so it must just be that Jabulani
by FIFAJMF June 14, 2010
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