Jao 

A loser wanna-be who is a whole fucking L and cant do shit an all talk motherfucker who sucks. Whenever you see a jao scream LOSER! Jao is a giant red flag who roams the grape vine.

Oh no it’s a jao!

Jao by biggestW February 14, 2022

Jao 

The very definition of a bitch-ass nigga. Will refuse to talk about anything that isn't rap or twink sex.

People think they're the shit by copying his way of getting about, which only consists of acting quite autistic.

"good morning, I hate jao."

Jao by TruthNukeCarpetBomber December 15, 2023

Jao 

A mindset. Anything.

That’s so jao! Hand me that jao.

Jao by casualattitude April 13, 2024

Jão

An stupid person who sits and play video games all day and still has good grades

I’m so sick of Jão getting better grades than me, he doesn’t even study! Stupid fucking piece of shit

Jão by JohnnyPlots June 8, 2020

Jão

In São Paulo, Brazil, “Jão” is an informal slang term derived from the name “João.” Depending on the context and tone, it can mean something like “bro” or “dude,” but it can also be used as an insult to describe someone as an idiot, a fool, or a clueless person. For example, calling someone “a Jão” can imply that they are acting stupidly. The word is especially associated with São Paulo's urban slang, and its meaning depends heavily on how it is used.

Two friends are walking to school when one of them trips over a completely visible curb while looking at his phone.
Friend 1: “Bro, the curb was literally right in front of you!”
Friend 2: “Shut up, man!”
Friend 1: “You're such a Jão, dude!”

Jão by LzzSuicida (Gui) October 31, 2026

Jicca Jao

A Jicca Jao is the hottest bitch in school. She is definitely always on time and succeeding at everything she does. She treats her best friend like a sweet younger sister. Billionaire by nature, legend by trade, hottie by night, A-lister by day.

Hot guys say "Jicca Jicca" to try and get her attention, much like Pikachu.

Guy 1: That bitch is so fine. When I ride up in my Ferrari, I swear she doesn't even turn to look at me.
Guy 2: That Jicca Jao is never gonna go for you bruhh, she is too focused on her business.
Guy 3: Yeah, my 16,500 sq ft. yacht didn't even impress her and she ordered a helicopter to pick her up from the party.
Girl 4: The Sahara Desert can reach up to 136 degrees. Its average temperature is actually about 100 degrees Fahrenheit, so it's pretty much always hot.

Jicca Jao by hottiewitaboddiedaddy September 18, 2023

Ritchie Jao 

A stupid lieng son of a bitch asian that should be hung

Me:"Hi Ritchie Jao"
RJ:"Im an asshole"
Well, ther ya hav it

Ritchie Jao by John Doe February 23, 2005