jalmon

terror of amarr players who also looks bitchin' with aviators on

jalmon doesn't kill freighter pilots, he makes them self-destruct

by the entire matari population December 29, 2010

Jalopomy

A generic term to describe any noun that might be in rough to bad condition, or something of no worth. When used properly, the term is a replacement for the actual brand name of the item.

Person 1: Hey, what kind of bike is that?
Person 2: It's a stink'n Jalopomy!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: A Huffy you idiot. I got it at K-mart.

by MacGordon July 18, 2004

jaloose

An embarrassment to life, a failure, a waste in life to be more exact. Highest degree of a waste man.
Indian Origin

You Are such a fucking Jaloose for........(insert)

by Raj_Paul_the2nd December 7, 2013

Jalopolized

The act of having a nice, modern item replaced with an old, delapidated, piece of junk.

Originally used in context with a car, or a "jalopy." Now used for just about any item.

I dropped my I-phone 24 in the toilet, and my mother jalopolized me by making me use my brothers old, out-dated flip phone.

My car is in the shop, the rental car sucks - I've been jalopolized!!

by the jalopolizer March 3, 2011

the big jaloopa

the big jaloopa is the one thing (object, or experience) in life your most proud of

remember in "98 when we drove all the way to Argentina, that was the big jaloopa.

by knompwomper August 24, 2011

jaloos

A punjabi way of saying "a hot mess"

Her neck and face are differently colours..she's a jaloos

Oops nip slip...I'm a jaloos

Exam time, I don't give a fuck that I look like a jaloos

by gxo December 13, 2012

jahomosexual

Person or group of people involved with comunial bathing and feeding inclding wild animals and livestock.

The well practiced jahomosexual will go unidentified by the public,

The Jahomosexual (jahomo) is recognisable with closer observation, most obvious signs are the wearing or displaying of a blue or turquoise triangle (necklace or tattoo) on the body and/or piece of property owned by the jahomo.

Damn, Alex is such a jahomosexual, i cant belive he showers with his dog.

by mrnaturallx May 4, 2009