bammy jastard 

One who is deservedly unlucky.

"I have diabetes, I feel worse by the day..."
"I'm so sorry. Maybe you should try a different doctor?"
"I don't believe in science. I just pray the Holy Virgin of Lourdes."
"You bammy jastard…"

bammy jastard by Goodzilla April 23, 2014

jahnard

Jahnard is a sexy ass boy but can be really mean and don’t understand or is willing to understand but always feel the need to apologize he make u happy and will turn and beat your ass

Friend :y’all see jahnard he so fine
Me: don’t let his finest fool u

jahnard by Jahnard November 23, 2021

japtard 

A short, Asian boy that is obsessed with video games and practices kung fu moves that he has learned through years of playing. Japtards usually talk fast and expect everyone to know what they're talking about when it refers to one of the 300 Final Fantasy video games they're playing at the moment.

That japtard just did a roundhouse kick. He's probably copying his favorite Tekken character.

japtard by Mark Snicher April 5, 2005

Jaheard 

to ask one if he/she understands a statement previously made by you

mike-"i'm botzda roll over to shayna's crib and tag that, jaheard?"

chris-"fa sho, I understand exactly where you are comming from"

Jaheard by desmadroso August 25, 2008

Jastard 

1. The equivilant of a masturbating bastard 2. The combining of the words jerk and bastard.

1. You jastard

Jastard by Mike Adams November 12, 2003

Jamtard 

Ignorant young folk; naive persons in their teens or younger

1)"You want me for something? Jamtard!Jamtard!Jamtard!Jamtard!Jamtard!
2) The old woman stepped out of her car and screamed at the young boys "Jamtard!"

Jamtard by Randomdude1111 June 12, 2011

Jaytard 

A Jason that gets so wasted that his face actually looks retarded.

Jason looks sooooo Jaytarded right now. That’s a Jaytard face.

Jaytard by Tootootrue March 30, 2019