hacking the jackoff

The subtle seduction and concurrent infiltration of the mind of an unscrupulous jerk, to gather the necessary intel to shut him down.

Hacking the jackoff shouldn't be too hard, his mind is shockingly simple, driven entirely by ego gratification and compensation.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2017

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Jachary

A super gay couple with 2 people from a band called Why Don’t We. Jack Avery and Zach Herron are both secretly dating so their ship name is #Jachary. Some people still ship #Janiel ( Jack and Daniel) but they obviously are blind because Jack is with his lover,Zach.

Omg Jachary is so cute look at them both!

by Wdwfan November 20, 2017

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Jachimike

A human of godly descent. Impossible to stop. Incredibly powerful. Blessed with the beauty of the gods. Sexy, intelligent and as awesome as the day passes. Son of Zeus. Blessed with the gift of Athena, the thirst of Ares and the beauty of Aphrodite.

Damn son, Jeffrey is such a Jachimike.

I wish I was a Jachimike.

by The Gentleman__ January 1, 2012

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jackomaniac

Somebody who is obsessed with jacking off on somebody.

Todd: I've been fucking pussy and ass everyday for the past month! I just can't get enough of it!

Dean: That's unhealthy. What are you, a jackomaniac?

by dabmaster101 May 28, 2016

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Jackoff of all trades

Somebody who believes that they can multitask, but in attempting many different endeavors, fails at all or most of them. A failed polymath. An incompetent, wannabe rennaissance man.

"Dude thinks he's the jack of all trades. He screwed up the math on the cash register, he can't speak spanish for shit, and after he tried to tune up my car, I had to take it in and spend $200 bucks before it would start again. He's the jackoff of all trades."

by Hank the Monster October 18, 2009

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