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the autozone jackstands

When you drive up on the curb in the parking lot of an auto parts store so you can get under the car.
I bought the oil filter, drove my truck up on the autozone jackstands, and changed it right there in the parking lot.
by Sadie Enward Jr. November 10, 2021
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Jocasta

An affectionate nickname for someone who may or may not have slept with her son.
Hey, Jocasta, ya doing anything this weekend?
by oedipus'mother November 2, 2008
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Jocasta

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i LIKE JOCASTA , MILFS AND CHEESE
by BRIANNAWASHERE March 9, 2022
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Jocasta

A girls name for a pretty lady.

She is stunning, funny and really good in bed. She is great to be around and has a good vibe to her. She is very hyper and can be a crazy person at times but she can control it well. She is not bothered about anything and normally tries her hardest. I you have a Kcasta in your life, you should keep hold of her and get as many kisses in as you can!!! She is so amazing and really intelligent. DON'T LET HER GET AWAY!!!!!!!
I love Jocasta!
Yeah, she's so funny and cute!

Guess what? I hugged Jocasta yesterday!
LUCKY YOU!!!! :)

Jocasta is amazing!
by HappyUnicorn June 19, 2014
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[kick] it off the jackstands

To get really drunk and wild in a short time.

If you can imagine a car on jackstands and you crank it hold the throttle wide open and then someone pushes the car down off the jackstands and it hits the ground spinning and all over the place. Well this is how we descibe how we will start an afternoon before a big party
I don't know about you but ima kick it off the jackstands as soon as i get off work
by Rodney Wingfield October 22, 2004
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Shaft Jackstall

V. The act of beating your meat in school during school hours.
Guy 1: Hey where the fuck where you in AP special Ed?
Guy 2: I skipped and pulled a shaft jackstall in the bathroom".
by Big_nig_6969 June 7, 2018
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Jocasta

Jocasta is an ancient term for a mother who gains her strength from raising her sons.
When Karen's son won the hockey game, she felt as though she was ready to grab the stick and score a goal herself. She's a real jocasta mom.
by Stronggrrrrl July 12, 2018
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