J Wood

to walk up to someone and talk to them very closely while your breath is so terrible it's like a fist from your mouth

Dude I was stocking aisle 2 and Ed totally J Wooded me

by ihjw247 April 26, 2011

J-Woww

A stupid woman who claims to be in love with her boyfriend but then hooks up with other guys while "drunk" and dances in an inappropriate sexual manner.

bob: who is that girl?
john: she's a j-woww. she got a boyfriend who she is supposedly in love with but she cheats on him religiously.

by bobjamamimi December 24, 2009

J-WOWW

(JWH-018): an analgesic chemical from the naphthoylindole family, which acts as a full agonist at both the CB1 and CB2 cannabinoid receptors, with some selectivity for CB2. It produces effects in animals similar to those of THC, a cannabinoid naturally present in cannabis, leading to its use in synthetic cannabis.

Evan has to pass his drug tests, so instead of smoking weed he puts J-WOWW on some catnip, and gets high on that.

by thereiam4201 October 27, 2010

J-Wow

An incompetent worker, lacking in the ability to understand simple concepts and/or follow simple rules. Often believes they are mostly, or always correct, but rarely are.

Holy crap, that is a total J-wow installation, how are we going to fix this?

by Professor Hugh G Rection November 6, 2014

J word

A word in the English language to describe someone as Jewish and or Jew. J word can also be used in the gaming community when a person does something wrong.

“Bro do you think it’s weird that my nose is big”?
“Well you are a J word so that shouldn’t surprise you”.

by Winston B. May 11, 2020

j word

a forbidden word you should never say and is only used by Lord Weest
I would love to tell you, but i'd be sent to Weest hell.
Sorry.

Lord Weest: "In this house we only use the j word"
fans: "wtf is the j word?????"
Lord Weest: "look it up on urban dictionary, loser"
fans: "thanks daddy hnnng"

by SexyFardaan May 13, 2019

J-Word

A blood and soul sucking redheaded female who enjoys men (Note: Men is plural).

Dude, your girlfriend is the J-Word!

by lolcatsanddinosaurs October 18, 2008