wooded 

To shut yourself away from others by building a figurative wall around you.

Person 1: How's Sherry been?
Person 2: I don't know, I haven't seen her in a while. She's been completely wooded.

wooded by idk who need this but i care4u January 18, 2023

wooded

Verb.

To be ignored relentlessly; to be invited to an event in an ambiguous or amorphous way

“Are you going to Mike’s birthday?”
“I’m not sure if I’ve been invited. His wife mentioned something but I think I’m getting wooded”

“I’ve been messaging him for weeks to try and meet up but he just won’t answer. I think I’ve been wooded”

wooded by milllllpete March 13, 2026

Wooded Up 

Fucking aroused

You my bitch Scarlet got me wooded up so i sucked her dick

Wooded Up by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

Wooded up 

Excited, super pumped, erect, aroused.

Can be used in a sexual context, or just in general as a way of saying you are excited and enthusiastic about something

"I am fully wooded up for this party tonight"
"I am not that wooded up for this workout today"
"Who here would be wooded up to work on this project?"

Wooded up by ElTigre January 3, 2015

wooded z 

One half of the famous rap duo G-Note and Wooded Z.
Their album "Blinguistics" has been rapidly thriving in circulation around the internet and the buzz around the album hasn't been seen since Kanye West's "College Dropout".

Lyric Quotation from G-Note & Wooded Z's "Nasty Hoes" -

Wooded Z:
I'm sick of these booty calls, if duty calls, then why do i gotta put my dick in your mouth to be truly yours? it's bullshit!
Why can't a nigger just wanna talk with these women, without
the bitch assumin' that she'll soon be drinkin' my semen?

wooded z by brandon February 26, 2005

tiger wooded 

To be abused by a female companion for cheating

Me: why yu got black eye
Don P: got tiger wooded by my missus when she saw the text message from the air hostess...damn it hurts!

tiger wooded by z-murda December 8, 2009

Back-Wooded 

To be sexually assaulted by a hillbilly in a rural, mountainous setting.

"I heard Kevin was back-wooded by a banjo toting hillbilly named Jim-Bob", said John.

Back-Wooded by Phillphd September 3, 2013