investibate 

The act of investigating a pornography site in order to determine it's quality (usually through masturbation).

"Give me the URL of that site, I'll investibate it later."

investibate by cantstopwontstoppp April 16, 2009

Investigative Facebooking 

A euphemism for Facebook stalking.

A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"

B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."

Investigative Facebooking by Ssstttuarrrrt January 16, 2011

myspace investigation 

To find out details about somebody's life by looking at their myspace.

"I was wondering if Joe was still dating Jane, so I did some myspace investigation and found out they broke up."

myspace investigation by lc30890 October 13, 2008

Investicage 

a) A purposeful apparatus built for investigation purposes.

b) An investigation with very little scope.

The investicage cannot be successfully extrapolated from.

Investicage by Stu Doname August 8, 2018

Historical Investigation 

The worse possible project an IB student can be assigned. This enormously long and difficult project must be completed as part of the IB Topics of the 20th Century history course, or else you fail. It involves answering a specific research question of interest (well, really, who gives a fuck?) and poring through books and journal articles on the subject, therefore wasting an enormous part of the time you DON'T have as an IB student.

I hate the historical investigation. It shouldn't have the FIVE parts it contains, but rather be a single paper in which we are allowed to write more than 2000 words--if we need to

Historical Investigation by fuckmylife22003 January 4, 2010

Brown hole investigator 

A lover of mens holes

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!

Brown hole investigator by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

invertigate 

(adj.) characterized by an occasionally capricious disposition that undermines a prominent topic in an ongoing dialogue by redirecting conversation on the pretense of remarking on external visual stimuli.

Her remark on the scenery was no mere fleeting observation, but rather the mark of one skilled in tactically invertigate persiflage to move the discussion in another direction.

invertigate by placesense June 14, 2010