up your intake

an insult commonly used on eating disorder spaces; something you say when someone says something extremely outrageous and dumb, insinuating that a lack of food/nutrition has caused their brain to regress to a state of doltish stupidity.

tldr : they’re calling you stupid and telling you to eat more because its clear your brain has rotted from malnutrition

up your intake.

by tiasfln March 5, 2022

anal intake

the amount of anal sex some-one has per week. measured in cocks per hour.

Unit: cph

omg dunstan has an anal intake of 10cph

by omfgscrub April 12, 2006

whale penis intake

a very large diameter air intake pipe commonly found on ricer honda civics

The whale penis intake adds about 50 horsepower.

by dboyfromdahood November 17, 2011

cheese-intake

Slang for the amount of cheese one eats, usually referenced in a derogatory manner, towards women, but can be used in reference to men as well. Usually references a more than necessary amount of cheese eaten by one person, sometimes in gross and disgusting excess.

Buddy #1: 'Did you notice the amount of cheese-intake with grease-puss today? More than one cup o' cheese for sure today, my brother!'
Buddy #2: 'Oh, that fat-bitch has got serious Jessica Simpson disorder, but not a fraction as fuckable tho as that blond-ho. Goddamn fat, stupid cheese-sloth! I just don't get how a person can drink melted Velveeta, from a coffee cup!!'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

fluid intake

Something Facebook moms/Soccer moms obsess over. A phrase for people who think you need eight glasses of water a day, when in reality, you should only be drinking when you're thirsty.

Mom: "Have you been keeping up with your fluid intake sweetie?"
Daughter: "I'm not thirsty"
Mom "THE POST SAID EIGHT GLASSES OF WATER A DAY YOU LITTLE BRAT"

by Starwolf1464 May 16, 2018

porn intake

the amount of spiciness consumed in a short span of time. usually used to describe a point reached when someone has seen too much pornography and/or erotica for their brain to comprehend. when u have reached this state of mine even the mention of intercourse gives u a headache.

chip: "did u watch that new romcom on netflix that came out last weekend?"

dale: "yeah. they seriously overdid it; it's been a week and i'm still at maximum porn intake."

by simponastick August 19, 2021

Dusty Intake

Accidentally inhaling one’s own flatulence while in motion to a seated position on the toilet.

As I pulled my pants down and began to lower my ass to the toilet seat, I yawned from exhaustion. During this same moment, I began to fart and could not stall the process. Thus by consequence, I began inhaling my own particles of shit. Once seated, I began to laugh at the moment and the process started over again in an un-ending cycle of a “Dusty Intake”.

by XanderMatrix January 30, 2023