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shart infested waters

A public pool, or any small, manmade enclosed body of water really (i.e., wave pools, hotel pools, country club pools, jacuzzis) in which a high concentration of kids or drunk peoples might cause one or more sharts to attack otherwise innocent swimmers. Upon observation of such potential threat, a hummed Jaws theme may follow...
Slow thinking dude post-cannonball into the pool: Hey babe, jump in the pool! The water feels great!

Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net
by GR-44 November 5, 2015
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Cum infested anal wart

The most disgusting profound word you could possibly be called, no one could make a come back to this, and it possibly hurt the enemy.
If you were to ever obtain one of these you are a dirty s.o.b and need to stop having anal sex ASAP!
Jeff.... You're gay
Kyle.... You're a cum dumpster
Jeff....You're a failed abortion!
Kyle.... Oh yeah? welll You're a CUM INFESTED ANAL WART!
Jeff....well.....dude what the hell you're discusting
by uberhubercraft December 8, 2010
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invested interests

Wall Street firms, big banks, and hedge funds who continually manipulate the financial system, news media, and politicians for their benefit.
The bailout of Bear Stearns is just another case of the invested interests getting what they want.
by Daryl Montgomery March 24, 2008
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Insessed

insanely obsessed with something; usually in an open and rather inappropriate manner.
Lucy is insessed with Brad! i thought i was texting HIM last night!
by JaziJetz March 15, 2011
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invested

Invested: Provide someone/thing with a particular quality.
He was so invested when he screamed about the spider
by Lilith2003 December 6, 2016
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Infested Terrans

1. A strange zerg unit in the computer RTS games, StarCraft, its expansion Brood War, and its sequel, StarCraft II. Can only be created when a Zerg player uses the Queen unit to infest a Terran Command Center.

This is easy to do in team games, when a Terran player sends Zerg allies a few Command Centers to infest, or when a Zerg player attacks a new Terran base expansion, or also in a team game, one of the opponents is Terran, and happens to not be as good a player.

The unit in question, when acquired becomes a huge asset for the player, due to its heavily damaging suicidal attack. Tip: if you ever get to make these, make sure you know how to use them. If the enemy drops a few light infantry right next to your Infested Command Center, any Infested Terrans nearby will charge and probably destroy your precious ICC.
person1: LOL hope your flank's guarded

n00b2: fuck, which one?
*the first player's overlords drop Infested Terrans on ALL SIDES of the second player's base.*

person3: LOL, good one Phil! it was worth the minerals!
*drops Siege Tanks and Vultures next to the second player's resources*
by aka_Pyro June 20, 2007
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aids infested cum bubble

A completely and totally worthless individual.
Get off of your ass and find a job or do you want to be just another aids infested cum bubble.
by Screw Applied September 12, 2013
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